Friday, April 6, 2012

Let the Celebration Begin!

The Rochester Horrowshow are proud to announce that Lewis Standridge, future Hall of Famer, has accomplished the goal of 2,500 hits! In the second inning of Game 94 of the Horrorshow season, Lewis hit a line-drive single to Right-Center Field off pitcher Tony Alberro of the Boston Patriots to finally cross the line and set off jubilation all across the great city of Rochester.


The Rochester Horrorshow will celebrate Lewis Standridge Night with Game 96 Saturday afternoon, as the fanatics of Rochester greet the returning Horrorshow in their epic battle with the Huntingdon Yankdogs. We look forward to lauding the great Mr. Standridge for his amazing career.


The Rochester Horrorshow also wish all the best regards to the legendary Henry Bravo, recently traded to the Chicago Death Panel in exchange for reliever Julian Riley and new prospects pitcher Danys Ordaz and OF Rich Simpson. The Horrorshow welcome the new member of our family, and look forward to cheering on the exploits of Henry Bravo with the Death Panel.


The Rochester Horrowshow do wish to deny the scurrilous rumors that the Horrorshow has protested Little Sisters of the Poor for their upcoming "Burn a Horrorshow Jersey in Effigy" Night. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the Horrorshow has donated a number of "Henny the Horrorshow Heifer" jerseys and Henry Bravo bobbleheads to this valuable cause.


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